care_says: (new girl - group)
Title: we are the wild youth
Fandom: New Girl
Pairing: Nick/Jess
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 3277

Summary: 7 Minutes in Heaven is a ridiculous game. High school AU.

Author's Note: Title from Youth by Daughter.

This, which started as commentfic for the Nick + Jess First Time Commentficathon, obviously spiraled wildly out of control. But it also fulfills the high school AU square on my trope_bingo card, so I don't really care.

Apologies for all errors. I wrote this in one sitting in two and a half hours.

Cross-posted to AO3.

So. They're in a closet together. )
care_says: (pitch perfect - beca)
Title: Drumbeat Rolling (Snow is Glistening)
Fandom: Pitch Perfect
Pairing: Beca/Chloe
Rating: PG
Word Count: 6869

Summary: Four times Beca and Chloe were snowed in, and one time they weren't.

Author's Note: Written for the "snowed in" square of my trope_bingo card.

Cross-posted to AO3.

Four times Beca and Chloe were snowed in, and one time they weren't. )
care_says: (new girl - nick and jess)
Title: Colliding Upwards, Moving Down
Fandom: New Girl
Pairing: Nick/Jess
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 10430

Summary: In retrospect, Nick probably shouldn't have traded his shirt for magic beans. Yes, this is a bodyswap fic.

Author's Note: Written for trope_bingo, the bodyswap square, obviously. This fic would still be gathering dust though if it weren't for [livejournal.com profile] kyrafic who sends me brainstorming emails and flails with me on gchat and finds blowjob fic recs, and who read snippets of this fic early on. She is the all-time best! Also, so many thanks to [livejournal.com profile] silverakira for reading the porn and telling me it didn't suck, and for answering weird mechanical questions about handjobs for ladies who don't like penises. I will never be able to look you in the face again, but I love you!

Cross-posted to AO3.

In retrospect, Nick probably shouldn't have traded his shirt for magic beans. )
care_says: (tww - toby the grump)










presumed dead game night secret relationship day at the beach forced to marry
au: band mind control au: hooker / porn / stripper au: college / highschool animal transformation
telepathy / mindmeld au: circus FREE

SPACE
bodyswap cross-dressingtd>
kiss to save the daytime travelhuddle for warmthau: historicalau: daemons
sex pollenin vino veritas / drunkficau: were / vamp / supernaturalsnowed inau: apocalypse
care_says: (pitch perfect - shower)
Title: you carried romance in the palm of your hand
Fandom: Pitch Perfect
Pairing: Beca/Chloe, Beca/Jesse
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 7311

Summary: Beca spends the weeks before Christmas cramming for finals and barely speaking to anyone, the exception primarily being Cynthia Rose, since they live in the same room.

Or: the very slow process by which Beca Mitchell figures out what she wants.

Author's Note: Written for the February challenge at [livejournal.com profile] nothing_hip! I know, even though the song was "Ho Hey", I took the fic title from Tegan and Sara's "Drove Me Wild". I just listened to both songs a lot while writing this, okay? Also posted to AO3.

Beca spends the weeks before Christmas cramming for finals and barely speaking to anyone, the exception primarily being Cynthia Rose, since they live in the same room. )
care_says: (himym - scherbatsky)
Title: jump and go
Fandom: How I Met Your Mother
Characters/Pairing: Ted, Robin, Lily, Marshall, Barney (Ted/Robin, Marshall/Lily)
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1526
Summary: Their vacation plans never accounted for getting stuck overnight in the Madrid airport.
Author’s Note: Written for [livejournal.com profile] rise_your_dead in [livejournal.com profile] vacationthon, like, three months ago. Oops, I forgot to post it here. Anyway, this fic could have taken place anytime pre-Marshall and Lily's baby? Sorry there's no specifics!

( Barney's the one who comes up with the idea to go to Spain. Of course. )
care_says: (rpf - matt and kaz)
Title: Like Stars Burning Up the Night (1/2)
Fandom: Doctor Who RPF
Pairing: Matt Smith/Karen Gillan
Rating: PG-13
Summary: That time they were all in a band. The Karen and the Babes AU.
Word Count: 16012
Author Notes: Many, many, many thanks to Christie, personal cheerleader, friend, graphics-maker, and breaking-up-characters-idea-comer-upper. Disclaimer, I know nothing about how record labels or bands or bands with managers work. Sorry, not sorry.

The accompanying soundtrack can be downloaded here.

There are over five-hundred miles between Inverness and London, and tonight's the first time Karen's felt every single one of them, her heart battering against her chest. )

Part 2
care_says: (doctor who - amy's raggedy doctor)
Title: Like Stars Burning Up the Night (2/2)
Fandom: Doctor Who RPF
Pairing: Matt Smith/Karen Gillan
Rating: PG-13
Summary: That time they were all in a band. The Karen and the Babes AU.

Part 1

Like Stars Burning Up the Night, Part 2 )
care_says: (rpf - kate and leo's faces)
Title: bright lights and hurricanes
Fandom: Titanic/Revolutionary Road RPF
Pairing: Leo DiCaprio/Kate Winslet
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Wondering and hoping and everything through the years.
Word Count: 559
Author Notes: Written for the RPF Ficathon. Prompt by [livejournal.com profile] babykid528: You make me nostalgic for a love that hasn't even happened yet.

( When Leo lays his head in her lap, it's no longer a surprise anymore. )
care_says: (rpf - mindy is awesome)
Title: Trade My Soul for a Wish
Fandom: The Office RPF
Pairing: BJ Novak/Mindy Kaling
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Conducting a secret marriage over Twitter is harder than it looks.
Word Count: ~1500 words
Author Notes: Inspired by these stupid Tweets. Set in the same 'verse as Pennies and Dimes for a Kiss, so it won't make sense unless you read that first. Title from Call Me Maybe (see a theme?).

Come home. We'll listen to the Beatles and eat Hirozen and you can explain art to me. )
care_says: (doctor who - amy and rory)
I wrote some fic for the Americana ficathon. It also has a roadtrip, albeit a very solitary one, because we sure do love roadtrips in America.

Title: and miles to go before i sleep
Fandom: Doctor Who
Character: River Song
Rating: PG
Summary: River Song across America.
Word Count: 500
Author Notes: Prompted by [livejournal.com profile] penny_lane_42. I'm so interested in River and Amy's relationship and that's what I chose to focus on. The use of American English instead of British is intentional.

( Middle America is wide and barren, the cornfields stretching on beyond the horizon. The sky bears down so low that you can almost see the point where it touches the earth. River passes a sign for the World's Largest Ball of Stamps and almost stops. )
care_says: (rpf - people like puns)
IT'S [livejournal.com profile] kindness_says's BIRTHDAY!!!!! AND SHE GRADUATED FROM COLLEGE!!!! So, to celebrate, I wrote ficlet about BJ and Mindy, but the BJ and Mindy from our AU! They roughly follow the same timeline as real!BJ and Mindy, but ours met in high school, dated, and broke up their freshman year of college before they reunited in Hollywood. SO BASICALLY THIS WON'T MAKE A WHOLE LOT OF SENSE TO OTHER PEOPLE WHO AREN'T K. BUT K, I HOPE YOU ENJOY BEN AND MINDY.

Title: Oh, The Places You'll Go
Fandom: The Office RPF AU + Original Stuff????
Pairing: BJ Novak/Mindy Kaling
Rating: PG
Summary: Ben has never been on a real date with a girl. Ever.
Word Count: ~1000
Author Notes: BJ is "Ben" because that's what he went by in high school before college made him a pretentious, name-changing douche. The obvious title reference should be obvious enough. For my best friend/soulmate, writing partner, partner-in-crime [livejournal.com profile] kindness_says on the anniversary of her birth.

Ben feels like he's going to throw up. )
care_says: (rpf - matt and kaz)
Title: how it was with your hands on my shoulders
Fandom: Doctor Who RPF
Pairing: Matt Smith/Karen Gillan
Rating: PG-13
Summary: When everyone in the world thinks you fancy your co-star, you start to think there's a grain of truth in it.
Word Count: 4500
Author Notes: I DON'T KNOW. THEY ATE MY BRAIN. THEIR SEKRIT MARRIAGE IS ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT. fjealjfea what is this sorcery??? Um, also I am not British and I tried really hard, but. Title from Pioneers by The Lighthouse and the Whaler.

When everyone in the world thinks you fancy your co-star, you start to think there's a grain of truth in it. )
care_says: (rpf - everyone is hanging out without mi)
Title: Pennies and Dimes for a Kiss
Fandom: The Office RPF
Pairing: BJ Novak/Mindy Kaling
Rating: PG-13
Summary: BJ and Mindy wake up in Vegas.
Word Count: ~4800 words
Author Notes: Based on [livejournal.com profile] cashewdani's prompt from her "TODAY I MET THE FIC I'M GOING TO MARRY" fic-a-thon. BJ and Mindy get secretly married, sometime during 2010. Title from Carly Rae Jepsen's Call Me Maybe. HOPE YOU LIKE IT, [livejournal.com profile] cashewdani! Now someone better write that TSwift/Zefron fic I want.

The morning after, Mindy wakes up at noon, the sheets twisted up around her, and hot sunshine spilling in through the billowing hotel curtains. )
care_says: (misc - winter birches)
Title: Between
Fandom: Greek
Pairings: Evan/Cappie, Casey/Cappie, Evan/Casey
Rating: R
Summary: Freshman year, and the things left unsaid.
Word Count: 2923
Author Notes: Written for Dani for Yuletide 2011. Ironically, K and I wrote the only two Greek fics this year (oops, I just outed her as having written the awesome Rebecca/Casey Bridesmaids AU -- it's awesome! Read it!). Happy 2012, all!

( Freshman year, and the things left unsaid )
care_says: (people like puns)
Title: People Like Puns (And Other Concerns)
Fandom: The Office RPF
Pairing: BJ Novak/Mindy Kaling
Rating: PG
Summary: It's basically a Christmas miracle.
Word Count: ~4000 words
Author Notes: Well, I think we all saw this one coming. MERRY CHRISTMAS, F-LIST. THIS IS MY PRESENT TO YOU. Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] kindness_says for sharing these crazy thoughts with me and to all of you for putting up with my flailing. Title from the most delightful of all interviews and of course, Mindy's book. Bee tee dubs, Mindy's RL boyfriend doesn't exist in this fic. It was just easier.

Apparently BJ Novak is the funniest person she knows. Whatever. Nbd. )
care_says: (gossip girl - black and white)
Title: Hearth Fires and Holocausts (1/2)
Fandom: Gossip Girl
Pairing: Dan Humphrey/Blair Waldorf
Rating: PG-13
Summary: A Life As We Know It AU. Dan Humphrey and Blair Waldorf, this is your goddaughter.
Word Count: ~14,000 (roughly)
Author Notes: I firmly believe there should be a Life As We Know It AU for EVERY FANDOM EVER. Because who doesn't love the trope of the couple that hates each other being saddled with a kid they have to raise together? NO ONE, THAT'S WHO. Also, none of the things that happened on the show happened in this AU and there's no Chuck because he blows. And I kind of made up the whole legal guardian/adoption process. Anyway, special thanks to [livejournal.com profile] kindness_says  for the beta, and to the movies Breakfast at Tiffany's, The Philadelphia Story, His Girl Friday, and Life As We Know It for existing so I could rewatch them while writing this opus. Title taken from that lovely scene in the backyard between Katherine Hepburn and Jimmy Stewart in The Philadelphia Story.

It's Serena who sets them up and Blair is skeptical from the start. )

Part Two
care_says: (gossip girl - philadelphia story)
Title: Hearth Fires and Holocausts (2/2)
Fandom: Gossip Girl
Pairing: Dan Humphrey/Blair Waldorf
Rating: PG-13

Part One

Hearth Fires and Holocausts, Part 2 )
care_says: (the office - happy pam)
Title: The Stars are Going to Fall Tonight
Fandom: The Office (US)
Written For: [livejournal.com profile] yankeeficswap 2006, for [livejournal.com profile] merrilytookish
Pairings: Jim/Pam
Word Count: 1373
Rating: PG
Summary: St. Patrick's Day, 2007.

The Stars are Going to Fall Tonight )
care_says: (Default)
Title: nameless (like you, like me, like forever)
Fandom: The Office (US)
Written For: [livejournal.com profile] yankeeficswap 2006, for [livejournal.com profile] darastar
Pairings: Jim/Pam, Jim/Karen
Word Count: 1729
Rating: PG
Spoilers: 3.09, The Convict
Summary: They had this rule.

nameless (like you, like me, like forever) )

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