Lordy lord, I LOVE THIS FUCKING SERIES PLEASE WRITE MORE MINDY/BEEJ MARRIED. You have me all worked up in a tizzy. I'm a married and it's making me love being married, too. I mean, I dunno, I have so many feelings right now, maybe I'm emotional, but I want this to be real for them!!!!

So many things I loved but I'm gonna pick my two favorite lines:
He tastes like Tom's Of Maine mint toothpaste. Her own breath must be disgusting but he's married her in sickness and in health, so whatever. He just has to deal with her morning breath.

Because this is me....

And:
BJ shouldn't have the satisfaction of being right because he always is and it's infuriating.

Because husbands always KNOW you and this whole story just REEKS of his know-it-all-ness and I can't help but grin about it.

Also I followed you on tumblr, I have to figure out who the crap everyone is on there these days. I am potatoholic.