i tell you this to break your heart

Title: Trade My Soul for a Wish
Fandom: The Office RPF
Pairing: BJ Novak/Mindy Kaling
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Conducting a secret marriage over Twitter is harder than it looks.
Word Count: ~1500 words
Author Notes: Inspired by these stupid Tweets. Set in the same 'verse as Pennies and Dimes for a Kiss, so it won't make sense unless you read that first. Title from Call Me Maybe (see a theme?).

( Come home. We'll listen to the Beatles and eat Hirozen and you can explain art to me. )

Title: People Like Puns (And Other Concerns)
Fandom: The Office RPF
Pairing: BJ Novak/Mindy Kaling
Rating: PG
Summary: It's basically a Christmas miracle.
Word Count: ~4000 words
Author Notes: Well, I think we all saw this one coming. MERRY CHRISTMAS, F-LIST. THIS IS MY PRESENT TO YOU. Thanks to kindness_says for sharing these crazy thoughts with me and to all of you for putting up with my flailing. Title from the most delightful of all interviews and of course, Mindy's book. Bee tee dubs, Mindy's RL boyfriend doesn't exist in this fic. It was just easier.

( Apparently BJ Novak is the funniest person she knows. Whatever. Nbd. )

Title: nameless (like you, like me, like forever)
Fandom: The Office (US)
Written For: yankeeficswap 2006, for darastar
Pairings: Jim/Pam, Jim/Karen
Word Count: 1729
Rating: PG
Spoilers: 3.09, The Convict
Summary: They had this rule.

( nameless (like you, like me, like forever) )

Title: Red Letter Day
Fandom: How I Met Your Mother/The Office Crossover
Pairing: Pam/Ted
Rating: PG-13
Summary: In which Pam does what she wants, moves to New York, and ends up living in Robin Scherbatsky's spare bedroom.
Word Count: 4645
Author Notes: Written for festschrift. Also, quickly betaed by chibirhm, many thanks. All errors are mine. Office AU starting right after Beach Day, S3. Up to before Ten Sessions in HIMYM, S3. So no Stella, basically.

( Jim doesn't get the job at Corporate, but they like him enough to give him the regional manager's position in Albany. )